can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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