it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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