I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
only you would photoshop your dick
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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