HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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