wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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