Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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