who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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