Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Is it because I queefed?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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