Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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