Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Dear god my vagina.
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