That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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