I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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