I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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