So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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