All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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