Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im six kinds of drunk right now
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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