in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
