yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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