so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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