the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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