Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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