This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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