So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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