do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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