the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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