let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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