Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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