i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I smell like Dick and happiness
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Randomize
