She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm passing your future prison.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
