we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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