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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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