He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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