smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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