I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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