no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
wow bdsm is so cute
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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