Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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