just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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