Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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