And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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