About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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