i jhust puked up my retainher.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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