How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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