is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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