Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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