You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so let's talk penis.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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