Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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