found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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