I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
