evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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