apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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