why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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