at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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