yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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